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Left Handed K98k Hunting Stock$98
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Attention, Left-Handed Mil-surp Legends: Your Time Has Come!
Are you a lefty? Do you find yourself constantly struggling (Kampf-ing?) with the world’s cruel bias towards the right-handed majority? Tired of being the awkward penguin at the shooting range? Fear not! The solution is here:
Introducing the Left-Handed KAR98k Gunstock, the military surplus treasure you didn’t know you needed (and society wasn’t sure you deserved).
Meticulously crafted for the 10% of humanity brave enough to live life backwards, this gunstock is designed with all your sinister-handed quirks in mind. No more awkward contortions, no more fumbling for the bolt – just pure, unbridled lefty satisfaction as you channel your inner WW2 marksman.
Features include:
Hunting Style Finish: For when you’re stalking deer in the woods, pretending it’s enemy territory. Made to look like wood grain over top the laminate wartime construction.
Military Surplus Charm: Comes pre-loved, with just the right amount of scuffs and character to make it look like it’s seen things. Because it has. Now it just hunts wild game, versus the most dangerous game.
Left-Handed Design: Finally, a gunstock that understands your rebellious, wrong-way-down-the-road energy. I honestly don't know how they did it, but they sanded it to have a monte-carlo cheekpiece.
But wait! There’s more! By purchasing this fine specimen of left-handed craftsmanship, you’ll be joining an elite club of misunderstood geniuses (and a few confused hobbyists).
Warning: Righties attempting to use this stock will look ridiculous, and we love that for them.
Order now before it’s snatched up by a desperate righty trying to "fix" you. Remember: They'll never understand.